So, I was doing what I do and
I thought that the review would be full of great things because the website seemed to really promote Family Force 5. But, boy, was I wrong. Here is a list of things that made me want to knock down doors.
1) Family Force 5 is known to have stage names. Fans know them by their stage names, and they even call each other by these names. Mr. Debiase, who, for this blog will be called Mr. DebiaseD, clearly never took any kind of English class, and lacks knowledge of consistency. He referenced one of the members by their stage name, then referenced another by their real name...in the same sentence.
2) Mr. DebiaseD is obviously an old man. He decided that the super, awesome, high energy, band, Since Forever, was "a bit too typical sytlistically to leave much of an impression". Note that "sytlistsically" isn't even a real word. Like I said, clearly he never stepped foot in an English class.
3) Mr. DebiaseD is obviously an insensitive rudeling (I know this isn't a word, but sometimes you just need a word to describe such imbeciles!) for he dared to rag on Stereo Skyline, when they were two members short. This is like making fun of a kid using crutches! I'm going to have to go even deeper into this:
A) He boldly had the audacity to assume that Stereo Skyline had lost two members, as if they had broken up, when in reality two of the members had to fly home for an emergency. Where's your fact checker, Mr. DebiaseD?
B) Okay. Two members. A singer with a guitar, and a drummer. It's gonna be hard to impress a crowd who's there for a band like Family Force 5. But they did super well, at least at the concert I went to. But what did Mr. DebiaseD think? "It was a valiant attempt on their part to keep going despite the personnel losses, but the set was too bland for an otherwise high energy show. Their set went on a bit too long..." Why don't you try to go up there and entertain a crowd, Mr. DebiaseD?
4) I feel the need to simply repeat my previous claim that Mr. DebiaseD is obviously an insensitive rudeling. He continued in his review to write about Swimming With Dolphins. Firstly, he started off on the wrong foot by saying that SWD originally consisted of Austin Tofte and Adam Young, but Adam Young left after Owl City picked up speed. However, this is completely false as Austin Tofte left Owl City to focus on SWD.
Now, are you ready for the big kicker? Mr. DebiaseD so brazenly said of SWD, "...Their songs weren't as memorable or catchy as Young's project."
Need I even point out the rudeness in this statement? Good, I didn't think so.
And lastly, Mr. DebiaseD once again did not consult his fact checker when he stated that "Sleep to Dream" was one of SWD's old songs, when, in actuality, it is their newest single.
And for the main event...
Let me start out by saying that minutes before the show, three of the brothers in Family Force 5 were informed that their dog of eleven years had died. Do you have a pet? Do you love it? Do you hug it and kiss it and call it George? Think about it passing away. Think about having to go be happy and play a show for hundreds of people. And on top of that, think about being sick.
It'd be kind of hard, don'tcha think? Clearly, Mr. DebiaseD doesn't share that sentiment.
In the paragraph and half that he wrote about Family Force 5, he repeatedly insisted that they were having an "off" night, not bringing their best, and that he altogether hated the theme of the tour.
So, I will end this by simply saying that Mr. DebasieD should be happy that he's safe and secure over there in that Jesus Freak Hideout.
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