I went to take the PSATs at ze local public school today. Here is a list of experiences. Enjoy.
Number of times I got lost: 3
Number of times I acted like I wasn't lost: 3
Number of times I was referenced to as "the homeschool kid": Lost count.
Number of times I cringed at being referenced to as "the homeschool kid": To infinity and beyond.
Number of times I rolled my eyes at the teacher administering the test: Confidential.
Number of times I tried to tell said teacher that the homeschool group I'm with is accreditied: 6+
Number of times he didn't understand: 6+
Number of times I wished I would've gone to public school: Lots.
Number of times I was glad I didn't: 2 (ish)
Number of problems that made me want to pull my hair out in the math sections: Almost all of them.
Number of people who asked me if I liked being homeschooled: 1. But only because I ran out of there so fast you would've thought I was being chased down by rabid dogs.
Number of times I thanked the Lord that daggone test was over: 234588876543356+
Number of hours I slept after I got home: 2
Number of hours I will be up in the middle of the night due to that untimely nap: Undetermined.
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